Val is back and we're thrilled beyond words.

Hide all your sharp knives. Or, lay them out as a welcome. I really don't know what proper protocol is.🖤☠️

I'm starting a game of the month club, just a dumb little thing where we choose a video game, and then play it throughout the month and chat about it. if you're interested just join this discord: discord.gg/9XHr2pXm

Last night I was about to throw my Switch through a wall because i was so irritated at AGGRO CRAB 🦀 ACT OUT NOW‼️'s Another Crab's Treasure. This morning I remembered that you can level up. I am no longer irritated. Great game.

One thing about me, I surround myself with insanely cool people doing insanely cool shit.

Absolutely must recommend the Audiobook version of Whispers of the Dead Saint by (((John Baltisberger)))

Exactly what I wanted out of Mork Borg short fiction.

🎂 Happy Birthday to Tomoyuki Tanaka, the mastermind who brought #Godzilla to life and forever changed cinema. ✨

We certainly are glad that you had the conversation so well done.

We love his enthusiasm too. Grandad may be a little shocked though. 😂

Our free self-exam app has just been updated and has instructions and the ability to set a reminder.

BallChecker 2.0 can be downloaded at: BallChecker.com

#TCisNoJoke #TesticularCancerAwarenessMonth

On the subject of #TesticularCancer most men are ashamed to discuss it and the treatment. I am not. If you have concerns, questions, or just need someone to talk to, my DMs are open.

As a lot of you know, I was diagnosed with aggressive testicular cancer last year, what i don't think anyone knows, is that I only caught it because Mythical Chef Josh commented on self checks several times.

Yeah maybe it was a bit thrown in, but dude, you literally saved my life.

Apparently some folks need a reminder, so here you go:

NEVER PAY TO BE PART OF AN ANTHOLOGY.

Money goes to the writer, not the other way around. “Publishers” that do pay-to-play stuff are predators.

Turning in a pitch is always a terrifying act.

MY FROG TSHIRT ARRIVED

#onebigfrog

very few things in this world more pathetic than a cop

I am completely kosher faced of 4(+1) glasses of pesach wine. AMA.

Rae Wilde 🏳️‍🌈 So many words for 'I have only satisfied a woman by leaving the room.'

To any Jewish men telling Jewish women our primary job is making Jewish babies: you are giant pieces of shit.

On a side note, after reading Eat the Reich, I feel like I need to send a copy of Stabberger to Rowan, Rook & Decard.

Working on something...

I noticed that this book only has two reviews, a 5-star from a reviewer, and a one star that said it just wasn't for them.

It's high fantasy/body horror and it needs some love.

So... if you would be willing to write a review in exchange for a free e-copy, drop me a DM.