“can you stop checking your phone”

on my way to the girl scout candy dance and i got two dates ayyyy

“i don’t know, i could go for whatever, what do you think we should order”

at target pickup helping the guy load shit into the trunk and there’s this barbie for this bday party tomorrow and the guy goes “someone must have been a good girl this year” and i looked him dead in the fuckin eyes and said “i was”

hey folks, putting this out again: we are bringing Big Sky Dev Con back from the dead this summer, June 8th:

meetup.com/montana-progra…

some great speakers: ThePrimeagen, lil uzi perf and Anthony Alaribe

we are still looking for sponsors as well!

I’m crying this dude made a diss track on the Detroit sign they just put up 😭😭

i was gonna make a joke about how statistically there’s at least one italian girl with the last name cuccitini and i looked and its fuckin lionel messi’s real last name 😂😂😂

pivot of the century

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