The “fuck your feelings” crowd sure is offended a woman expressed her opinion

I even talk sports!

Give us the only Heritage Minute that matters: “I’ve got more than enough to eat at home.”

Kid’ll be on Ozempic by Friday

I did an over-the-top impression of an idiot hockey fan who was pissed about the NHL un-banning Pride tape and then, as a second bit, painfully explained that it was satire and “I support human rights” and SOMEONE STILL COMPLAINED I’M SO TIRED GET OFF THE INTERNET AND TOUCH GRASS

I thought they were on trial for business fraud

Dropping a C-bomb is a great way to default on my mortgage

“Higher minimum wages mean higher prices!!!”

Where’s that same energy for CEO compensation?

GO trains suspended indefinitely. 15 minutes for a subway at Bloor. Every elected official—and certainly all transit execs—should have to exclusively use public transit.

Plus we get to hold hands 💕

Imagine watching Minions here

Instead of better public services our taxes subsidize the ultra-wealthy.

Incredibly Durham Region tweet but the entrance to Pickering Town Centre smells like a grandma’s basement.

Before their show at Danforth Music Hall Cannons sat down with Kolter Bouchard and chatted about pre-show snacks

I’m the news!

Does ACAB include the Kindergarten Cop?