Overheard in San Francisco “I’ve never heard of burn multiple before, but then again I’ve never worked for a company that made money”

Our founding fathers must be rolling, tumbling, VIBRATING in their graves

My contribution to the discourse. Have a nice day.

I’m assembling a team

Toxoplasmosis is the only possible explanation for the wide acceptance of cats as pets

And if you disagree with me, you have toxoplasmosis

Wait this is real? Lauren Self

Someone was texting me yesterday asking about Roots’ defensibility but I couldn’t answer them for 5 hours because I was busy onboarding customers.