this was fun!

wrote this song in an hour and they edited out me saying 'shit' when i beefed a line

Tim Platt (Stable Tim) performs “Friendzoned In The Endzone” in Battle Of The Instant Songwriters! #FallonTonight

Battle Of The Instant Songwriters: Rose Kelso (rose kelso) performs “My Wi-Fi Password Is My Birthday” #FallonTonight

this is the last time I tweeted about kevin costner and it holds up

ray romano is gen x’s nathan fielder

BILL HADER AND ALI WONG I HAD NO IDEA??!?!!

starting a buccal fat charity for everyone at the golden globes tn 😔🤲

can’t believe I’m saying this but everyone presenting at the golden globes tn could’ve benefited from a single improv class

back to talk about jo koy’s veneers

shhh shhhh u can’t dismantle capitalism today baby just keep suckin on that elfbar 💕💕💕🙈🥰😘

Feeling phthalo blue? We've got something for you.

im all for banning plastic until it gets to banning the softsoaps w da animals inside 🙈

Your love may be over, but these songs are forever. rose kelso brooks allison

ok but someone actually needs to get slapped at this oscar’s rn

Companies and institutions that need to be bailed out by the government when they fail, should be owned by the government.

You can’t privatize the profit and socialize the losses.

2020

okay but truly …. one nation under cibo express…. yk???

eating frozen ravioli out of its little frozen ravioli bag