Army in 2024 cured my mental illness cleared my skin and paid my bank account I am THRIVING

no lies were spoken🤷‍♀️

maybe i’m not dead inside…?

to be continued…

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We stan Lauren Weintraub in this household. Go listen to Lauren Weintraub if you’re not stupid.

My old label just took all my songs off TikTok oh no guess I’ll just have to release new ones😈👀👀👀

the adult version of hide and seek is when they ghost u

why doesn’t anyone say rofl anymore. can we bring rofl back.

I swear I’m gods strongest soldier until I get a hangnail

“push me off the deep end”
i was so real for that fr

Every year I’m SOOoooOoOo shocked when miss seasonal depression enters the chat as if she hasn’t been here every other year.

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20% off my entire merch store today thru next Monday! Happy Black Friday babies 🖤

i really need to never want you back

open.spotify.com/track/3tCmf09z…

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waiting for the other shoe to drop type beat

airlines counting fanny packs as carry ons is WILD

Set times are here! Check' em out!

7:00pm - Doors
8:00pm - Lauren Weintraub
8:45pm - Callista Clark
9:30pm - TENILLE ARTS

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It’s fine it’s cool :) ily.