don’t ever in your life pass me no hennessy bottle.

Some people really tweet like they’ve got nothing to lose lmao. Tagging their family and shit on posts most people would be embarrassed to show anyone omg

m And you have a mullet

I love logging in to twitter and seeing hateful old hags fan girl ❤️

My man doesn’t have to worry about me cheating. Bringing random animals home- yes, but no cheating!

Today I am 1000% gonna be throwin ass on my man at the club, I deserve it!

Just received my contract for my new job today. If 5 years ago when I moved to California you would’ve told me I’d be the biz dev coordinator for one of the most prestigious and profitable corporate law firms in the US… bro. I still haven’t celebrated cause it doesn’t feel real

Snapchat is now showing friend suggestion’s stories and it’s almost always random people I don’t know but please tell me why one of the stories I just watched is my toxic ex bf’s ex gf? Lmao what are the odds

Im afraid that if I ever got into a fight this would be the caption

The only way someone in the Bay Area can afford to survive on $21-25/hour is if they live with their parents or their parents pay their rent. It’s literally an unlivable wage for this area with housing starting at $2800/month

I signed up for this group dog training class just for them to tell me I can’t fix my dog bc she is a husky. bye

Getting fake chased around the room is at least 30 bodies

having my finance bro sibling pick out my retirement investment portfolio bc I am just a girl. no comprendo

As soon as they invent the adderall vape it’s over for y’all

My Snapchat friends list consists of the most bizarre and random interactions I’ve ever had. Including the dunkin donuts cashier who added me 10 years ago because I look like his bestie and the drunk guy outside of the club 3 years ago that told me to add him for a party invite

Yes men get BBLs too

Doggy so he doesn’t see me hitting my vape mid rail 😩🤌

ya this is ur sign to get lip filler !!!