I’ve been told this rips. YMMV.

(it won’t tho cause it fuckin rips)

open.spotify.com/track/0975VAiY…

Nothing ain’t worth nothing but it’s something to me

Happy Mother’s Day to all the dudes out there. I gave your mom her present last night 😘

OMG WHAT IS THIS
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One time I gave the recipe for cream of chicken soup on TikTok. I was berated because “not everybody has a fridge.”

I explained how to make it out of shelf stable things.

I got berated because some people don’t have cooking tools.

WELL YOU WOULDNT NEED A RECIPE THEN WOULD YOU

Make sure to get a drummer like ours that’s always ready to throw down

🤘🤘🤘

A lotta people give. Dave from IT gives…

Whenever I see people hating kids it makes me realize they can’t see anything outside of themselves. Adults have the responsibility of growth and maturity and that extends immediately and without prejudice to the worlds most vulnerable group of people.

Me when I’m trying to pitch our draw to a venue

Matt Moran & the Palominos With these prices hell yeah I would

We don’t stand for okra slander

Keep your retirement,
And your so called social security,
Big City, turn me loose,
And set me free.

🙏

Well Matt, gonna be real honest. I guess I’m about to have to run off and go to the dollar sto to get a chocolate and probably a fruit pie now.

Matt Moran & the Palominos He fits the 'we need a barber' aesthetic perfectly.

Matt Moran & the Palominos This is a direct result of the Industrial Revolution

It’s not lost on me that it took 13.7 billion years of chance molecular reactions just to allow my white trash ass to think this is the peak culinary desert

Don’t forget we released this anthem of apathetic anger yesterday
open.spotify.com/track/0975VAiY…

Very excited to introduce the newest member of the Palominos, our bud Nate Walker. He will be picking up lead guitar duties and picking a little banjo from time to time 🪕