Matt Bateman
@mbateman
Philosopher, formerly @guidepostschool, husband to @Gena_I_Gorlin, father to the creatures in my dadpoasts
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https://mattbateman.xyz 04-04-2007 22:36:34
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'the amount of money you need to say 'fuck you' is zero dollars, it's the 'fuck yes' that actually requires some cash' - Ray Doraisamy
Matt Bateman Snurpeling = the stage when a newborn is still small and snuggly and likes being swaddled
Fjungler = the early teenage stage when you're clumsy and forgetful
Grumpsk = preteen stage when you're moody and brooding