Who Has The Best Girlfriend Ever?

A monogamously-sized crush

JREG | Acc/Acc

For those of you asking, Sam was a half-brother and we were never particularly close but it’s still been hard on his mom so I’d appreciate some prudence

Disrupting tech w radical new ideas youtube.com/watch?v=Gfpn-B…

I've been slandered by J.J. McCullough

Deterritorializing hypersition rn my rizzlas

Do NOT say “rizzler” UNLESS you’re a HIP YOUTH. If you’re over 25, you can say “rizzla” but only in VERY informal settings

Forsooth, it’s SOOOO not For The Win! when honkies reterritorialize words that signal inclusion for different tribes in the same sentence my vrilled-up affirming based woke rizzler folx, ten-four sweet cheeks?

Levitymogging srscels

Get on it zoomers!

Liberals may not be able to handle my controversial remarks on the hottest new ideology scumpatriotism

ecelebs with no homies on vyvanse rotting away on their chair making videos about other ecelebs with no homies on vyvanse rotting on their chair for their homieless overstimulated rotting audience be like awww yeah this next videos a banger i'm so glad i'm doing good in the world