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Right, I’m back from holigay, and bloody hell, I didn’t even realise the depths of exhaustion I’d been wading through. At one juncture, I was genuinely concerned I’d developed narcolepsy; from the moment I set foot on the plane, I was nodding off with such regularity that it was…

I feel like I’m in a very toxic relationship with Black Cabs. No matter how many times they ignore me or make everything complicated then blame me, I still turn to them when I’m at my lowest ebb.

Another spit in the eye of all those suckers who voted Tory to “protect the NHS”. You want to know where that £350m a week went? All their mates on dodgy contracts.

Sometimes I wonder (and yes, this is all happening because I've been left unsupervised in an empty office).

There is much a bleating and nattering on in certain parts of society that migration and migrants are causing an erosion of the English culture and cultural identity and…

Mr. Sunak,

I did not intend to do any particularly heavy lifting today as I’m in the throes of the worst COVID infection I’ve had so far (this is number 3 btw), but at the same time I’m also absolutely fucking livid, so I’m pretty happy to throw what energy I have into this…

It's day 19 of my video advent calendar! Back in 2016 I made a video every day to raise money for Rosemere Cancer Foundation - This one saw the return of Mister Meredith

Utility bills across Hospitality have been one of the main reasons for many closures and job losses this year.

If this doesn’t make you angry, I don’t know what will.

It's day 10 of my video advent calendar! Back in 2016 I made a video every day to raise money for Rosemere Cancer Foundation - this featured a festive ditty by guest Mister Meredith

UK Prime Minister This is a funny way of admitting that the living wage is actually £38,700 per person! I look forward to the minimum wage increasing to over £20 an hour to ensure fairness for British workers….

Both Boris Johnson and Rishi Sunak failed to give their full WhatsApps to the Covid Inquiry, despite a court order compelling them to do so.

Johnson didn't give them any messages from the first lockdown while Sunak failed to hand over a single message sent during the pandemic.

I’ve thought about the funeral of murdered journalist Shireen Abu Akleh a lot in the last few weeks

Shocking racism from Superdrug Streatham staff

Carol Vorderman Byline Times twitter.com/jasemonkey/sta…

How did The British Museum keep a straight face when they said this? How??

Day 4 #edfringe

Arzoo Malhotra Arzoo Malhotra
James Gardner
Phil Green Phil Green
Gill Cordiner gill cordiner comedian
Singalong Pub Quiz
Robyn Perkins Comedy for the Curious robyn perkins PBH's Free Fringe FreeFringeFest Just the Tonic Comedy Edinburgh Festival Fringe #edfringe

Great shows!

Matt Harvey-@adlfringe @micomfestival Syd com fest PBH's Free Fringe Maybe You Like It Pleasance Olivia Blair Hill Street Theatre Lisa Verlo Gilded Balloon Edinburgh Festival Fringe Edinburgh Festival Fringe Society Funny Women Lynne Parker Stu Murphy Monkey Barrel Comedy Natasha Rea theSpaceUK theSpaceUK_Tech The Half Moon @ Ed Fringe 🌙 Alice Malseed Future Ghost Theatre I’m being admitted to hospital & can’t finish so here’s my #FayesFringeFaves #ShortAndSweet ☺️

Singalonga Pub Quiz Mister Meredith
PBH's Free Fringe
Aug 22-27
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Magic Faraway Cabaret Magic Faraway
PBH's Free Fringe Voodoo Rooms
Aug 22-27
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Voodoo Rooms PBH's Free Fringe And then ended up at Mister Meredith’s Magic Faraway cabaret again.

Yes, this is my third time visiting, but it’s always entertaining with new acts every night.

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#edinburghfringe #FillYerBoots

Chris Cook I ended my evening at Mister Meredith’s Magic Faraway.

I said I’d be back again. A pleasure as always!

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#Edfringe #FillYerBoots
Voodoo Rooms PBH's Free Fringe