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Meanwhile in Wisconsin I have a complete winter survival kit in my trunk from October to April.

Ah yes, it’s that time of year again when I Google “can you die from sneezing”

lol my single childless female professor told me during senior year that I was running out of time to find a good husband

I’ve been dreading this day for months! My life will be a little bit worse without this podcast. 😭

As we’re anxiously awaiting the front runner into Nome, the current #IGiveARod totals stand at $14,122, including an amazing $8107 funding 17 DonorsChoose projects to support snacks, warm clothes, teaching supplies, and other needs for schools in rural Alaska!

Is anyone else is feeling the sadness of loss today and ready to channel that emotion into doing good for the people and dogs of Alaska? If so please join in supporting Igivearod Fundraising Drive

#uglydogs

123 never let go never let go! #uglydogs

also very cool and normal that none of my managers reached out to me about getting laid off :) I had to text my editor to make sure they wouldn’t shut off my company card before I make it back to LA from a work trip that they sent me on!

3 years ago I watched a group of 'patriots' try to overthrow our government. In the days and weeks following that event I watched as MILLIONS of dollars were raised for their legal defense.

This year makes 5 years I have been trying to raise $1M for my filters. I' m just…

Today I got an email pitch for a course called Write Like a Motherfucker, from a so-called 'conversion expert'.

I replied: I think Cheryl Strayed coined this term - you should probably give her credit.

(I shouldn't have even said 'I think' because it's a fact). 1/3

800 sqf house down the street from my mom (in small town WI) recently sold for more than $250K but sure

A teenager at the pet store let me hold a ferret and now I smell like a mustelid

*Shakes you* Babe.. wake up! #FatBearWeek is back!

First, vote for chunky cubs in #FatBearJunior 9/28-29!

Then, the main event: vote for the burly behemoths as they battle it out on 10/4-10 at fatbearweek.org.

Which chubby champ will you cheer for?

NPS/F. Jimenez

This is fucking chilling. Full dystopia. Gift link: wapo.st/45SQq7V

From his aunt M. Molly Backes: “He looks like the Pixar lamp.”

Google “Francis Scott Key” you dumb motherfucker

I’ve rarely felt as GenX-y as I did tonight when I heard myself explain that my favorite playground equipment was a large concrete culvert pipe