Morecambe Poetry Festival 2022 with lemn sissay OBE FRSL DrKateFox joelle taylor skdl.co/JhNnnhGBRpb

Matt Chorley Bit late to worry about that. #GetBorisOut

Hello Helen,
I wonder if you researched Isambard Kingdom Brunel before tweeting?
Brunel's father was a French engineer and migrant.
Brunel spoke fluent French, was educated at the Lycée Henri-IV in Paris and served his apprenticeship under Abraham-Louis Breguet in France.

You Sir, are the herald of the new normal.
Jaded Journalist Jacks off during zoom meeting.
#oneForTheTeam
theguardian.com/media/2020/oct…

Today we're #aa3 . So #AAA (1970's-2013), Aa1 (2013-6) aa1 2016-7, aa2 2017-20. #HMG are financially #incompetent . Actual #debt since 2010 has risen 1,200bn, and thanks to these downgrades so have the interest rates on it.
theguardian.com/business/2013/…

Reading the Sage advice to HMG from 20th sept seems clear HMG are out of their depth and too stupid to listen. At what cost?
#ledByDonkeys

If Coronavirus was a race ten years olds up to the age of nineteen are winning, hands down. Wonder where 10 year olds are getting infected?

Another day another shit show

Tried to show Boris Johnson the picture of Jack Williment-Barr. The 4-year-old with suspected pneumonia forced to lie on a pile of coats on the floor of a Leeds hospital.

The PM grabbed my phone and put it in his pocket:

ITV News Calendar | #GE19

Here’s a video of the US Senate trying to work out if Boris Johnson has been compromised by a Russian agent, while less than 24 hours later Labour gets two cyber attacks. The Conservatives still won’t release the intelligence report on Russian interference

Tonight at 11.20 pm at the heavenly Banshee labyrinth starts my last Edinburgh fringe run. 'Ten years behind the belt, and proud of it sir'
It'll be raucous and fun. Runs till Friday night
Xxx

⚡️ ON SALE NOW!
Dr. John Cooper Clarke is coming to the Morecambe Fringe with special guests Toria Garbutt and monkeypoet on Mon 24 Sep.
Tickets: bit.ly/2LUokzU

#RT Morecambe Comedy Festival TheExchange NorthernPowerBlouse @littlelostlad @Georgebot5000 Robin Boot Gary Sansome Max Scratchmann @anthonyjeannot Kelly Convey sara mason monkeypoet

Come along to the BRAND NEW Morecambe Comedy Festival!! At the Alhambra Theatre between the 7th and 14th July!! FREE

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#endMaybyMaybyMay Conservatives The Labour Party The SNP

The end of May by May by May.
  #endmaybymay

Story Festival at The Alhambra, Sun 25 Mar

★ This Is Not a Safe Space – Jackie Hagan
The voices of skint disabled people on the weirdness of being human. Poetic comedy/comedic poetry from an underclass amputee.
9pm (14+)
#morecambe #fringe #theatre #comedy #disability #poetry

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Seriously, the only 'sh*thole' is the one he speaks out of. #potus #UN *facepalm*

Legal action is being taken against Jeremy Hunt & the Dept of Health over proposals to 'restructure' our NHS into a public/private enterprise, which critics say is modelled on the US private health insurance-based system #HandsOffOurNHS independent.co.uk/news/uk/politi…