despite being relegated to boarding group c on my last-minute southwest flight, i somehow managed to get the row 9 window seat next to a very kind old couple. this is because i am God’s favorite.

nice! i made an lgbtq

TikTok’s 3 strategic comms mistakes with this video:

1) LITERALLY DOING THIS 👀

The TikTok team was so concerned with getting the words exactly right that they had the CEO read from a script. But trust is won or lost through body language — not words — and the script messed up…

giving a child cider is very bad, but forcing your child to be vegetarian is also pretty messed up

i’m losing my mind over these fake accounts of me. there have been at least 10 in the past couple months. i get 5 DMs a week from people telling me there’s another account going around.

this is my only account. i’m so sorry if you’ve been targeted for scams! idk what to do 😭

crazy to just outright admit you have the same mentality as the TALIBAN

do you still like me

sad OJ is dead. one of the best mixers

you were at my WEDDING, denise!!!

solar eclipse 2024 is going hard

MJ

“hope ur well. that earthquake just got me thinking about how you shook up my life in crazy ways lol. you don’t have to respond. tell ur mom i say hi tho.”

inside me there are two wolves

helen keller did NOT write all those books!!!!