The only reason I don’t tweet as much is cause I don’t want you guys to know how dumb I really am

My mom just said
Why is it called “taking a shit” ? you’re not really taking anything it’s more like you’re giving …. She’s so real

Miami based “zest pop” band, Mustard Service , is combining elements of funky jazz and beach rock to create music that SIZZLES with excitement.🤘🎸 Their ATL performance shimmers with a cool energy, sure to ignite a fire in the heart of every indie rock fan!

.Mustard Service is throwing a mini festival in miami this weekend ! i wrote about it and how the diy band is bringing attention to their eclectic hometown scene for Thrillist 🤘🌴🏖️
thrillist.com/lifestyle/miam…

🌭 NEW SINGLE JULY 21st 🌭

NEW SINGLE YOU BUNCHA BABIES WE LOVE U

Are you guys mad at me

🌭 ZEST FEST IN 3 CITIES 🌭

DC!! LOW TIX ALERT 🧨 for zest pop band Mustard Service NEXT THURS 4/13! TIX >> link.dice.fm/j4s134hkOyb

Tour time 😎

Oh yeah I forgot to tell y’all we just dropped this single

FLORIDA DATES ADDED YOU BABIES we love u

ON SALE FRIDAY 2/10

Can’t wait to disappoint y’all with these songs 🥰

NEW GARBAGE DROPPING SOON

TOUR STARTS TOMORROW BABIES

Some of y’all should be embarrassed fr
(Idk why I just have a feeling)

Kinda sad today thinking about how George Harrison never got to try the mango Juul pod 💔 😔 RIP King