Yelled “To infinity and Beyond’ to a young fan as my team is on the road to next gig. Love the shirt.

Sold out big crowd in the Yaamava Theater right here in Southern California. So grateful to be able to do my stand up and find the laughs for all these folks.

Back to the grind... bit.ly/44dIgqx

Hey Hollywood, Hope to see you at the Laugh Factory this Thursday! Laugh Factory

let's keep this train moving... great work everyone bit.ly/49Bbvos

bit.ly/49wClxR Huge shout out to Revolt Systems for helping bring this bad boy to life. Grateful for all you guys did to get the Vik road ready! Had a blast taking it out for a spin with Eddy. Can't wait to get a windshield in this bad boy, my eyes are still watering.

Good morning.

“It's a funny thing about life, once you begin to take note of the things you are grateful for, you begin to lose sight of the things that you lack.”
-Germany Kent

Hope to see you in Ohio June 29th! Presale tickets this Friday at 10am ...use Presale password: TIM akroncivic.com/shows/828 Akron Civic Theatre

What a build! What a process! So excited! bit.ly/3PMWzfH

Extremely pleasant young man in Italy.

With my family in Rome. This place is so special so filled with new and old. Humbled to be able to see this place.

It's back.... Did you miss it? bit.ly/3TnbKgR

Every choice you make has an end result.
Zig Ziglar

We are at it again! ABC just ordered a comedy pilot, ’Shifting Gears’. For more info, click here

variety.com/2024/tv/news/t…

#homeimprovement #lastmanstanding #shiftinggears

“So very sad about the loss of my dear friend Richard Lewis. God bless your wife. So much legacy comedy you have left here. So very sad you’re gone.”

I see preschoolers crying about unfair naps and plant-based snacks, the school is broke and no teacher…wait it’s not preschool it’s the Government.  You elected crybabies, grow up and do your jobs. it’s our money so stop spending more than you take from us.

My nutso staff got me on Instagram due to my interest in lighting and photography….hey take a shot at Tim Allen

Congrats to the fabulous Caitlin Clark at breaking NCAA scoring record!

NFL sponsored by gambling…alright!
Maybe now there will be open bars at A.A. meetings and Weight Watchers sponsored by Krispy Kremes.