Where’s Melania? link.medium.com/ZVNszOLcOIb

John Wayne Bobbitt, Whose Wife Famously Chopped Off His Penis, Has Toes Amputated Due to Contaminated Water. The dude’s going to pieces.

Thanks CBS for cutting off the Billy Joel concert during the big finale. Now I’ll never know how piano man ends.

Hell yes!

*Finally*, someone is giving us the history lesson we need!

This should’ve been all over every network today, and it wasn’t.

John Wayne Bobbitt, Whose Wife Famously Chopped Off His Penis, Has Toes Amputated Due to Contaminated Water. The dude’s going to pieces.

Arizona Gothic Medium by me and Dan McConnell link.medium.com/QZBGA5jMJIb

Trump says he would 'absolutely' testify in his New York criminal trial. But, he’s too busy preparing for Infrastructure Week in two weeks.

Trump would’ve stopped Hamas… the eclipse wouldn’t have happened and OJ still be alive.

Happy we didn’t wake up this morning to World War 3.0.

I Don’t blame Trump for trying to overturn court decisions, it’s the only time he’s even remotely appealing!

RT Paul Lander I don’t blame Trump for trying to overturn court decisions. It’s the only time he’s even remotely appealing!

Things you won’t be seeing on Fox News tonight…

Whoever said may you live in interesting times was an idiot.

Truth Social Stock: Crashing Like a Tesla On Autopilot Medium by me and Dan McConnell link.medium.com/Id1NW222EIb

RT Paul Lander Tiger Woods makes history with a record-24th consecutive cut at the 2024 Masters. He’s fine so long as he doesn’t have to get behind the wheel of a golf cart.

Happy 77th birthday David Letterman. The dude’s gone from being special in Late Night to the early bird special.

Over 99% of the Iranian missiles were shot down. Damn, someone earned a really large stuffed animal.

OJ Simpson 'made children sign NDAs' in days before death .. not his own, just random kids.

Whoever said may you live in interesting times was an idiot.

My multi-talented comedy collaborator Anna has just dropped this hilarious new 5m comedy short for the EasterSeals Disability Challenge! Please check it out if you could use a laugh (who couldn’t?) — and like, share, comment so her team wins! youtu.be/a_QCdNkhxOY?si…