a warning for any of those shitty parody accounts out there

recently you may have received a suspicious-looking message from me. you should know that this message really was from me, and i really do want you to transfer money to a nigerian prince for a special light blender thingy

My crispy acidic kale and crab vein cakes just cured my polydactylism
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A low-carb antivaxx advocate with a growing history of scientific fraud? Say it isn’t so.

Yeah Pete Evans, Pauline Hanson, Craig Kelly, that cooker who used to be a pilot, the actor from Neighbours.. . Yep it’s like a Mensa meeting right there

finally I’ll be able to post quality stuff on here like this from ten years ago

launching my new social platform working title Racist Pseudoscience

stay tuned nazi wellness peeps

#PaleoAF

My juicy exquisite quinoa and ocelot finger popsicles just cured my prolapsed bladder
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oh so we're against praising hitler now are we?

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My fermented sizzling coconut and dolphin penis popsicles just cured my ANED
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Hi Tell Me What To Read your financial partner Pete Evans would prefer women to die from cervical cancer (which has massively reduced since the HPV vaccine) instead of being vaccinated against its cause. You are the only retailer left that bankrolls this. The 100% Real Pete Evans chef / not a parody Craggy Pete's Ketamine Nightmares

My slutty rancid coconut and dugong penis sandwiches just cured my vision loss
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My slutty simply disgusting kohlrabi and Mexican mole lizard coccyx canapes just cured my hydatid disease
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Fuck I hate science

Last second halloween mask if you need one. The 100% Real Pete Evans chef / not a parody Joel Hill

which one of you utter bastards did this?

‘I will bring freedom of speech back to Twitter’ declares dog fucker Elon Musk chaser.com.au/national/i-wil…

i have decided not to pay the $20 per month for the twitter tick, people already know i'm real AF