This is absolutely incredible news. I wonder whether any ordinary parents will copy this revolutionary idea of holding some sort of birthday celebration for their child.

ME: I’m looking for funding for my prison-based creative writing workshops.

ARTS COUNCIL: OK. What is the name of this project?

ME: Prose and cons.

ARTS COUNCIL: Get out.

Intro to the new Star Wars film looks good!

No men's haircut should be more than £15. If it's anymore you're being ripped off

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I'm delighted to be presenting Talk Drive on Fridays on TalkTV from next week, 4pm to 7pm every Friday. This is in addition to my usual weekend shows on Saturdays and Sundays from 10am to 1pm. I will also continue my political coverage on the station.

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Scotland has a different legal system to the rest of GB.

The SNP want independence but are too lazy to do the work. They have powers to get justice for the postmasters. They should stop whining and get on with it!

Mr Yousaf has also confused Royal Mail with the Post Office🙄

I think I found the happiest lamb of all time

What’s something that’ll make a British person say, “ooh, someone’s doing alright for themselves”?

Someone said it to me because I had some M&S biscuits.

“A dire situation that no-one will be surprised to see!”

Motoring commentator Joel Teague slams the Government over their ‘mismanagement’ of UK roads, after vehicle breakdowns rose by 9% last year due to potholes.

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“Another challenge for under-fire commissioner Sir Mark Rowley.”

Police have reportedly clashed with St George’s day protesters in central London.

Peter Cardwell

On TalkTV filling in for Ian Collins right now until 4pm.

Should Mark Rowley resign?

Why are our prisons at breaking point?

Should we really give another £500m to Ukraine?

It would be great to have your company.

Should Met Police chief Sir Mark Rowley resign?

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The problem is not with trying to keep a Jew safe. The problem is with doing so by forcibly removing *him* rather than dealing with those who would want to harm him. Safety shouldn’t come at the cost of injustice.

Look at this and tell me inflation's falling.

200 days have passed since Hamas killed and took hostage civilians from Israel.

Today, we are reminded of the plight faced by the families of victims and hostages since October 7. We call for Hamas to release hostages immediately.

Peter Cardwell You were touring the Diet Coke factory at the time?

I've no idea what 'white mediocrity' is.

I've no idea what 'black mediocrity' is.

But I do know that assigning derogatory characteristics on the basis of skin colour is racist.

If 'progressive' society won't condemn all racism then it can't condemn any of it.

Before you ask, I have an alibi.

This is Maple. She knows you're a fan of your personal space. She's also a fan of your personal space. 12/10