B3ta newsletter 904, out now
'URGENT: YOUR 'DOG TOYS' HAVE BEEN IMPOUNDED BY CUSTOMS'
This Week:
* FLAPPY BIRD RETURNS - using the third dimension
* SAD GOODBYES - to the best Beatles podcast ever
* FESSHOLE LIVE - B-B-B-Birmingham date announced
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I wonder if Fox ever looks back on his life and thinks 'I wish I'd said sorry for being a dick on Question Time instead of doubling down and doubling down until I was in this mess'

B-B-B-B-B-B-B-Birmingham POW! Finally doing the Fesshole 🧻 show in Brum. Maybe I'll work in that song somehow, would be rude not to.
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Not having this, I'm definitely more Miranda.

Now this is in spitting distance possibility I hope everyone remembers that the point of it isn't some ideological state ownership better than private but that it should be affordable to travel around these islands for work and pleasure.

There is not one line in this that isn't, by itself, the funniest thing I've ever read.
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Do you ever page through your photos on your phone and find an image you clearly made to make some sort of joke with but you have no idea what and suspect you gave up and never posted it?

Boop was doing Keyboard Cat arms but would be cooperate when I introduced the keyboard? Would he fuck.

Managed to make a nice profit in the group chat today 💰

I just looked at myself in the mirror and being a bit hung over I said out loud 'christ, I look like death' and my partner said 'put some moisturiser on' and I did and now I look slightly better. Why don't I know these simple things? How have I lived 50 years not knowing this?

A tumblr account posting screenshots of men hosting video podcasts from their loft conversions, with the ^ shaped wall behind them.

If we take this opinion to the logical conclusion, I should personally check all humanity's tweets before they're posted and the world would be a better place for. It's going to be tricky to fit it all in but I'm willing to give it a go.

In McCartney singles I hadn't noticed before this one caught my ear today. Wonderfully bollocks lyrics, rocking like a Led Zep / Thin Lizzy mash-up and funny not quite in the vibe facial expressions from Linda. youtube.com/watch?v=JwpqOR…

I got this watch for £1 in a pound shop in the 90s. No I didn't hang on to it, I wore it, ironically, for months because I am a twat.

Someone having a pop saying I write all the fessholes - I don't - it's easier to run it for real than fake it. But the funny bit is when they decide to lay into me personally, they're incredibly accurate, younger me did look like this person, and the music reference is bullseye.