4 months later… I got access back to my Twitter🙃🙃🙃

me: why does my back hurt

my posture everyday from 9-5:

relaxing evening in tonight queen?

'are you drinking-'
'the panera lemonade that kills people? yeah, i am'

Teaching journalism at Georgetown University has been the highlight of every week this year — b/c of these insatiably curious students *and* these brilliant guests: David Klepper; Jenna Ryu ; Emma Lacey-Bordeaux; Herman Wong; Patrick Wood; Lauren Russell; Catherine Shoichet; Brandon Tensley; Alex Ptachick

i’m doing an Irish hello (saying I’ll probably be there but never showing up)

How to Get Through the Holidays When You’re Grieving onself.co/wXhxRHQ

Robert Pattinson is going to be a dad!

With the help of two therapists—who have professional and personal experience working through holiday grief—we compiled some realistic advice that’ll hopefully make this devastating, unfair, heart-wrenching experience a little more manageable. self.com/story/holidays…

one sip of a really good soup can rlly change your life, i’ve experienced this multiple times in my life

now i understand her:

The Best Things to Eat and Drink When You’re Sick and Feel Like Trash onself.co/H1L8UXf

A couples counselor says THIS bad habit will only set you up for more conflict. (Hint: You're probably guilty of doing this) self.com/story/one-thin…

me when the doordash person knocks instead of just leaving the food there

forever tweet

This internship changed my life. I wouldn't be the journalist I am today without it. I may not still be in journalism at all. I'm so stoked this program is back! For anyone interested, lmk if you have any questions for someone who's been through it! careers.ap.org/job/Newsperson…

sorry i can’t come out tonight the sun’s setting at 5

sorry but this would completely be me as an artist 😭😭😭

For years, a TMZ employee named Kristi Cook led a double life as the YouTuber Spill Sesh. Today, she's revealing her identity. We talked about secrets and money in a candid convo that offers a rare behind the curtain glimpse at YouTube's drama economy.
nytimes.com/2023/11/03/sty…

Airline attendant: We are now boarding for Group 1 only. I repeat, Group 1 only.
Someone from Group 6: