Please tell me he lost a bet.

This November don't forget that Trump would be fine with states monitoring women's pregnancies to check if women had abortions.

Do not get your morality from people who are members of cannibalistic death cults.

Don't drink.
Don't smoke.
Don't eat lunch meat.
Don't eat cheese.
Don't eat fish.
Don't eat rice.
Don't drive.
Don't get in an argument with anyone.
Don't go anywhere or do anything.

OR put pressure on the manufacturers...

He hates the stories about him falling asleep in court more than any of the others.

Women and politicians speak out as 'Trump's Florida Abortion Ban' goes into effect themarysue.com/floridas-6-wee…

I'm convinced that people using 'cock carousel' in tweets are just jealous they're not one of the ponies.

Women only gyms existed. They were hugely successful because women enjoyed going to a gym without having men stare at them, try to pick them up during the middle of a set or interrupt their set to “explain how they are doing it wrong.”

Men threw a temper tantrum & MRAs + PUAs…

These popped up this morning and I've got zero idea what they could be from/related to. All I know is they're sensitive and if I brush against something they start to itch.

They have their opinion, my counter opinion is they're a dumbass.

Jealousy is so unattractive.

The learn or perish guy is still going...🙄🙄🙄

So this just happened:
My doorbell rang. I opened the door to find one of the men (half my age) who delivered my furniture last week standing there saying, 'I stopped to say hello & tell you how beautiful you are.'
Next time I buy furniture I'm requesting it be delivered by bears

Eubanks: The behavior and goals of the tobacco industry and the petroleum industry are quite similar.. Both industries lied to the public and regulators about what they knew, about the harms of their product, and they lied about when they knew it

What they say:
'Comedy is dead/you can't tell jokes/you can't make comedy shows anymore/I shouldn't have to tiptoe around you!'

What they mean:
I don't want to accept that comedy has evolved away from punching down since I was a kid/popular and I am too dumb or lazy to adapt.

Delete your social media, then it won't bother you any more. Put yourself in the monastery. That's the digital equivalent of doing the biblical thing.

I have been thinking about this quote all day. How could Red States 'monitor' pregnancies? A 🧵

'How Far Trump Would Go.' Eric Cortellessa scores two interviews with Donald Trump for TIME, asking him to explain what he'd do in a second term. Read here: time.com/6972021/donald…

A synopsis: