Jhey commenting on Met Gala looks needs to be a video.

'Lana Del Rey came as Groot. With a mosquito net.'

jhey ▲🐻🎈

Instagram has become the Recipe Blog Experience of Social Media apps.

I am here to see your photos.

Instead I get a reel and paragraphs of your life story about moving across the country to be with your boyfriend who then kicked you out and what life lessons that taught you…

Woohoo! Kitchen reno work starts early today! Was supposed to start Friday.

Yay yay yay!

Championes! 🏆 Up the Abbey 💪⚽

(Hence the lack of demos today 😅)

She’s 12 today 🥹 I refuse to believe it.

I have a long list 😂. I'll mention a few

- AI Grifters
- Tech bros
- People 'disrupting' industries that they know nothing about
- Performative allyship to build their personal brand

And y’all wonder why we chose the bear.

One of my girlies back in my other home in WA has officially made me a birder 🥰

“Download our app to track your order… you can’t track your order without downloading the app”

Please reassess your value prop because tracking my order is not enough to download Yet Another App.

Very much Not A Morning Person but have been enjoying short walks with the pup before work & am finding it does wonders to start my day like this.

Powered by Vercel swag I stole from jhey ▲🐻🎈 ▲

2 years today I met my wife whilst giving my 1st conference talk 🎤❤️

Seems like forever ago!

Don’t cheat. Post your last selfie.

Two years ago we met in Leeds l, and we joke it seems a lot longer than that but in a good way. jhey ▲🐻🎈 I love you 💗

I finished reading Pale Rider about the Spanish Flu of 1918 and it is…solemn to read. Especially since much of the things that were put in place with COVID were because of the Spanish Flu. It really felt like I was reading about COVID at time.

Time to bring this girl out because I keep her on her pedestal way too much and never bring her out

We’ve encountered another divergence of names for things in this American UK household.

“Strip mall” is “retail park” 😅

Highly recommend Stephanie 🔮 Web Witch's book!

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coming soon thanks to my colleagues at Igalia

Because when I sit in a town square, I want to be harassed by people who have cyberstalked me.

Thanks for taking down the account that posted my personal information by the way. Oh wait, my bad, you reinstated it.