Five things that would cost you less than what Rishi Sunak is spending to send one person to Rwanda 👇

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Thought this was a Dignitas ad for a minute

Private Eye regularly reports on *active councillors* who have been sued for non-payment of council tax. This is barrel scraping bullshit that even Fabricant should be embarrassed to be promoting. He's not though ofc

very rare to see this level of tailoring nowadays, even on the wealthy.

Oh God, the pub discourse. Is it that hard to leave your kid on a lead outside with a little bowl of water

This months takeover is craft beer pioneers and massive fox favourites Kernel Brewery. 3 have 3 casks and 8 kegs pouring on Friday the 26th April.

Astonishing feat of the UK that manages to have *simultaneously* the highest share of detached & semi-detached housing in Europe AND the smallest dwellings. 🤯

“This is a death potion for the river…”.

Steve Backshall has commissioned private analysis of water from the Thames, results are in & they are horrifying.
“Treat the water as though it is a biohazard.”
Further analysis & rage from Steve below & on Instagram (@ backshall.steve)

I never thought I'd get a chance to drink the original, 2013 Siren Craft Brew Maiden, but the vintage cellar at Cask sorted me out

This entitled generation of robots just doesn’t want to work any more

Somehow, my local Spoons is selling cask Jaipur in top condition for £2.41 a pint. Before CAMRA discount

The First Omen is great fun. It leans in to the lurid, shocking, gory, giallo aesthetic. It drops off a little in the final third as it tries to set up its prequel bona fides, but if you only see one 'nun knocked up by the devil' movie this Easter, The First Omen beats Immaculate

I go to the cinema quite a lot, and I don't consider it a particularly formal environment. But I would draw the line well short of turning up in crocs

what’s the best moment where a character realizes something?

This gave me such a good laugh! I love Gen Z.

imagine the word gnocchi. imagine how one might say gnocchi. imagine how one might pronounce gnocchi badly. then listen.

Didn't expect these two lads to show up at the A Hoppy Place. Craft Beer For All. Even you... bottle share last night