i hate coffee. i'm sorry. i tried to force myself to drink it to be cool but i can't do it. sometimes i go to coffee shops but i'm actually just drinking hot chocolate. i am a phony. i am a fake. i will have to live with that guilt—that shame!—forever. it haunts me when I sleep.

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first impression: i thought you and aadi were dating

your nickname in my head: salman khan

closeness rating [1-10]: 6

do I like you: yeaaaa

you are my: unrequited love

colour that reminds me of you: brown sorry

should you post this: no your followers are weird

ok but did i ask? no, right? so shut the fuck up 𝖿𝖺𝗀𝗀𝗈𝗍.

wait until they find about the racist solana shitcoin meta

sorry i don’t trust people who preach the word of God yet never seem to act in the word of God

u are not in the trenches u live in the bay area and work at a FAANG

men used to go to war and now they’re meowing on the timeline (??)

that man with microplastics in his balls will not save you

send this image to the love of your life

this is what my sleep paralysis demons look like

You should care about beauty, and you should care about being taken seriously, and you should be light hearted, and you should brighten people's day, and you should encourage the people you love

me when another person tweets “engagement low? watch this. milady.” and there are 75 comments

i am looking for a man NOT in finance. PLEASE. just a man who HATES MONEY!! HATES THE BANKS!!! HATES THE ECONOMY!!!!

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if you’ve been lovebombed by the miladyresponder, you’re divinely protected by the network

i think about this screenshot all of the time

im really glad to have found the milady community <3 there is no other community made up entirely of teenage girls <3

this is where charlotte fang puts all the remilia interns btw......we're just bundled down in the basement with computers.....