On today’s #greeneggsanddan ,comedian Adam Newman (Jew Versus the Volcano, PuzzyBoyz Podcast) and I dish about first kombucha experiences, the appropriate time to drink saki, and the perks of shopping at Costco (and who shouldn’t be shopping there).
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Fuck Marry Kill: PASTA

FUCK: Bucatini
MARRY: Pappardelle
KILL: Angel Hair

This podcast was a lot of fun. We break down what's in my fridge and burn bridges with popular ski resorts.

Tonight and all weekend (4/4-4/7) I’ll be at The Comedy Club in Kansas City!

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On today’s #greeneggsanddan , comedian Adam Cayton-Holland (True TV’s “Those Who Can’t,” Wallpaper) and I dive into which Americanized Mexican food we prefer over Tex-Mex, the pouchification of foods, and death by radishes. Link in bio!

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On today’s #greeneggsanddan , comedian/songwriter Gabe Gibbs (The Book of Mormon, Netflix is a Joke) and I discuss the most famous disc jockey of all time, pickle/sneaker collaborations and sibling curd.

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On today’s #greeneggsanddan , comedian/filmmaker Josh Edelman (Mentally Al, Well Dressed at the Hollywood Roosevelt) and I discuss the best shelf in your fridge to store cat medicine, losing weight while your friends get famous, and the life expectancy of cavemen.

On today’s #greeneggsanddan , actress/writer Rachel Bloom (Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, Reboot, Death Let Me Do My Show) and I dive into Valentine's Day parties, Big Tide conspiracies, and the sickest food-related insults.

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LA! The Comedy Store showclix.com/event/talk-to-… John Milhiser Jamie Amanda Lee Dan Ahdoot

On today’s #greeneggsanddan , comedian Ahmed Al-kadri (A Special Not Special, Monday Funday Podcast) dish about the best skincare routine you’ll find in your kitchen & the worst foods to break fasts, and Ahmed shares secrets as a former Postmates driver.
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On today’s #greeneggsanddan , private chef Olivia Tiedmann and I discuss influencer voice (and how it’s impossible to break), cheese pornography, and the perks of old meat.

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I need this drummer on the road with me. #drums #cobrakai #kickinit #dryjanuary #standupcomedy

On today’s #greeneggsanddan , comedian Jordan Carlos is back for another 'What'd Ya Eat,' where we dive into the best unsung brunch foods, the south's hostility towards health, and the secret menu at Dunkin'. Link in bio.

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Take it to the GOD DAMN BRIDGE!! #standup #crowdwork #cobrakai #kickinit #falafelphil #instruments #jazz

On today’s #greeneggsanddan , comedian/host Ben Gleib (Idiotest, The Mad King, The Young Turks) and I discuss hanging out with Martha Stewart and a wonderful replacement for ice cream and argue about the pronunciation of hibiscus.

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Too real? #iranian #immigrant #crowdwork #standup

Millennials watching the half time show

On today’s #greeneggsanddan , comedian/director 👑 ERIN DARLING 👑 (Here I Am, Hot Pizza Ass Podcast) and I discuss the short shelf life of Trader Joe’s products, how not drinking can add stress to your relationship, and anti-climactic favorite desserts.

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Too many dogs. #crowdwork #dogs ofinstagram #dogs #dating #comedy

On today’s #greeneggsanddan , comedian Jordan Carlos and I roll out the the first episode of the new monthly segment, “What’d Ya Eat?” Today, we break down the rebranding of toothfish and why watching people banging adds to the ambiance of fine dining.
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