linkedin profile pictures are so awkward. uncross your arms

Thinking of you tonight, Steak-umm.

“only chronically online people will understand this” okay so most people will understand it. we’re all chronically online now

journalists refer to this site as “X (formerly Twitter)” partially for clarity but mostly for blatant disrespect

the switch from chronological feeds to algorithm-curated feeds deserves a full chapter in history books

are you scrolling out of:

a. addiction
b. habit
c. avoiding your emotions
d. just chilling

'look between R and Y on your keyboard'

inside of me there are two wolves. the first wolf hates brands. the second wolf is a brand. they have beef

love having a massive $50 metal cup so i don’t have to take a break from scrolling

the app itself is now spreading disinformation

looks like the biggest thing separating humans from bots is our ability to be taken advantage of financially

the influencers won't tell you this but you can get the same benefits of cold plunging by hanging out in the freezer aisle for an hour or two

if the internet disappeared today what would be the first thing you'd do