Ah, well. I really loathe the Bruins.

City of Toronto advises that Xanax is now being pumped into the water supply. #Leafs

Aisle seat, please.

Enmity for the Bruins takes precedence over all else. Go #Leafs go!

I'm sure glad I never said anything bad about Tyler Myers in my entire lie. Umm, life. #Canucks

Please buy my new book, 'I Shot Kim Jong Un's Dog!' Wait, that's someone else. Here's mine: amazon.ca/Reservations-P…

Given a choice, which #Canucks second-round opponent would you have preferred?

Today's editorial page cartoon. #bdnmb

Thanks Tyler! And don't worry, there's always IVF. #Canucks

We are at war with Edmonton. We have always been at war with Edmonton. #Canucks

I know a certain peach-coloured dress shirt that is going to the Hockey Hall of Fame. #Canucks

Never a doubt. Nope. #Canucks

All right, which of you guys pissed off that fortune teller? #Canucks

My interview with the charming Todd Battis at CTV Atlantic about 'Reservations: The Pleasures & Perils of Travel.' atlantic.ctvnews.ca/video/c2915907…

Time for this again tonight… #Canucks

Red Lobster unveils new promotion, 'Unlimited Debt Servicing.' cnn.com/2024/05/03/foo…

This may have been an utterly crap book festival, but it might make a great book:

Once again, big thanks to Steve Burgess and Dana Gee for last night's fantastic program at the Central Library.

If you missed the program (or want to see it again), you can watch it below or on our YouTube channel at: ow.ly/G0XP50RwbRE

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Good morning: I regret to inform you that the 'independent' accounting firm for @realdonaldtrump's Trash Social was just charged by the SEC with 'with widespread fraud and accused of operating a 'sham audit mill.''

I know you're as surprised as anyone.

cnn.com/2024/05/03/bus…

What sort of freak watches an hour-long YouTube interview? If your hand is in the air, well, bless your heart. And here's the video of my Vancouver Public Library event with Dana Gee last night: youtube.com/watch?v=920Dcx…