Courtesy the Strategists' Discord server and advances in machine learning, The Strategists are proud to present the last album you'll ever need.

We've solved music, it's over folks.
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OJ's hearse driver has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

Disappointing but at least not taking the oath remotely seriously is still an option available to each and every one of us. twitter.com/natnewswatch/s…

Took a picture of my friend the sun yesterday, got the film developed and realized that it was photobombed. lol oh well.

Sure you'll all come out when the moon passes in front of the sun but where were you when my heart was total eclipsed?

Very irresponsible of the Journal to post this picture and risk us scrolling by and seeing it without protective eyeware.

NEW EP: Episode 1297 - Fam Ties

PATREON EXCLUSIVE. Zain Velji, Stephen Carter and Corey Hogan do a strategy dive deep into the Trudeau Liberals' relationship with Gen Z - housing and more.

Access this and other exclusive content for low as $6/month at: strategistspatreon.com

NEW EP: Episode 1297 - Fam Ties

PATREON EXCLUSIVE. Zain Velji, Stephen Carter and Corey Hogan do a strategy dive deep into the Trudeau Liberals' relationship with Gen Z - housing and more.

Access this and other exclusive content for low as $6/month at: strategistspatreon.com

If you don't look directly at the eclipse without 'eye protection' you're a Trudeau-voting cuck.

The Strategists You can also download and hear Zain Velji's new podcast at notoverpod.myenormouswoodtable.com

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I don't want to be *that guy* but the section of the Constitution Act 1867 you're looking for is 93, not 92.

APRIL FOOLS we'll never change

Today we are announcing Zain is going to ask shorter questions and Stephen and Corey will answer them.