Roses are red 🌹
Violets are blue
If you don’t read the syllabus
I’m dead to you

#AcademicValentine #AcademicChatter

I don't care what your study species is, it's not as cute as mine #academicvalentine #spottedhyena #FisiFieldwork

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Here is a valentine
made with ggplot2 ❤️ #AcademicValentine #phdchat #rstats rpubs.com/dgrtwo/valenti…

Roses are red I am blue I meant to write today but I found other things to do. #AcademicValentine #AcademicChatter #AcademicValentine s

Roses are red
My h-index is 12
Don't underestimate
Citing yourself
#AcademicValentine s #AcademicValentine

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You’re working on Sunday?
(sigh) Me too

#AcademicValentine

Roses are red
My h-index is 10
I don't want to perish
Will you cite me again?

#AcademicValentine #AcademicValentine s

Roses are red
Learning styles make me blue
Align modality to task
And for the love of science please stop giving yourself and your students the excuse “but I’m a visual learner” because that’s simply not true

#AcademicValentine

Roses are red
Violets are blue
If you were a null hypothesis
I would fail to reject you
#academicvalentine

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You deserve supervisors. Who are nice to you. ❤️ #AcademicChatter #AcademicValentine s #AcademicValentine

Roses are red
Violets are blue
The only words I want to hear are
'I am pleased to inform you...'
#AcademicValentine

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Despite common misconception
Social science is science too.
#AcademicValentine Academic Chatter™

mCherry is Red
DAPI is Blue
Please acknowledge your cores
For all the work that they do.

#AcademicValentine #ScienceValentine #ScienceValentine s #TheresACoreForThat

Roses are red,
Violets are blue
We can be great academics,*
And great parents, too

*when appropriately supported!

#AcademicValentine

For your #AcademicValentine

My telson is red
My rostral plate is blue
I smash through your shell
And then I eat you
#ValentineASpecies
#AcademicValentine

roses are red
violets are blue
the world belongs to microbes
and the contaminant is you

😉❤️🦠 #AcademicValentine

Obviously I married the right person. #AcademicValentine

#academicvalentine

Roses are red
Violets are purple

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For all the wonderful people in #evbres :

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Avoid research waste
Do a #systematicreview

#AcademicValentine

New backpack, 🎒 new travel experiences! The comfort it offers, combined with its versatile features designed for travel, has opened up a whole 🌎 new world of exploration.

Revised text in red,
Added text in blue,
Waiting for the day after
these proposals are due.
#academicvalentine

😬 happy valentine’s day all!