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Day 4: Dec 4

“Sleep when baby sleeps”😴
Is quaint but absurd council
One gives new parents

Shall I then prepare👨‍🍳
To feast when the babe doth feasts?🍖
Or bathe when babe bathes?🚿

A moot point as he
Forsakes slumber’s sweet embrace
And woefully weeps😭

#DaddyDayCareChronicles
Day 4: Dec 4

“Sleep when baby sleeps”😴
Is quaint but absurd council
One gives new parents

Shall I then prepare👨‍🍳
To feast when the babe doth feasts?🍖
Or bathe when babe bathes?🚿

A moot point as he
Forsakes slumber’s sweet embrace
And woefully weeps😭
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Day 3: December 1st

I witness my son 👶🏼
Defecate in front of me 💩
As he squirms, unfazed.

Golden, liquid poo 🤢
Adorns the changing table
As I watch in shock😳

I hasten to cleanse 🧼
In horror I plead for aid 🙏
And God replies: No. 👎

#DaddyDayCareChronicles
Day 3: December 1st

I witness my son 👶🏼
Defecate in front of me 💩
As he squirms, unfazed.

Golden, liquid poo 🤢
Adorns the changing table 
As I watch in shock😳 

I hasten to cleanse 🧼
In horror I plead for aid 🙏 
And God replies: No. 👎
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Day 5: December 5th

“Three Little Birds” and🕊️
“Lava” from Pixar’s Lava,🌋
Echo through the day🎤

“Two Oruguitas”,🐛
Dirty Heads’ “Crow Bar Hotel”🐦‍⬛
Are babe’s lullabies🎶

Bardic efforts strive👨‍🎤
To entice Theo to sleep.💤
This dad’s sacred charge🫡

#DaddyDayCareChronicles
Day 5: December 5th

“Three Little Birds” and🕊️
“Lava” from Pixar’s Lava,🌋
Echo through the day🎤

“Two Oruguitas”,🐛
Dirty Heads’ “Crow Bar Hotel”🐦‍⬛
Are babe’s lullabies🎶

Bardic efforts strive👨‍🎤
To entice Theo to sleep.💤
This dad’s sacred charge🫡
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