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So, it’s Blue Monday, and I’m here to spill the beans (or should I say, the ?). πŸ¦žπŸ˜‹

Over the weekend, I indulged in a feast that left me drooling like a leaky faucet. πŸ’§πŸ’¦ The tail? Oh, it was like a buttery dream. πŸ™Œ

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🦞 ? Dad, you’re holding my dreams in your hand! 😱 Dad relents, and the lobster claw meat is mine! πŸŽ‰πŸ¦ž I savor it – the tender, succulent victory of patience. Oh, now I want more. 🀀

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🦞 in the kitchen? Oh, shell no! 🀨 But wait… is it a chew toy or a snack? πŸ€” I’m torn between β€˜lick it’ and β€˜lick it buttered.’ 🀀 Lobster, you better watch your tail – I got culinary ambitions! πŸ‘¨β€πŸ³πŸ”ͺ🍽️ 🐢🐾

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