Perkinskiii πŸ’­(@adrunkteacher) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Stayed at a hotel with an interesting addition in each room. We thought it was funny at first, until we all got a front row show of my buddy Tim rushing to the bathroom after eating tacos.

Stayed at a hotel with an interesting addition in each room. We thought it was funny at first, until we all got a front row show of my buddy Tim rushing to the bathroom after eating tacos.  #FamilyVacationFail
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Emma E(@eelwood48) 's Twitter Profile Photo

On our last family vacation my mom fell off a curb and broke both ankles. That was our first day there. We had to wheel her around the rest of the vacation.

On our last family vacation my mom fell off a curb and broke both ankles. That was our first day there. We had to wheel her around the rest of the vacation. #FamilyVacationFail
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sutterfrau(@livelove_elbow) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Climbed in the wrong van on a road trip and waited. By the time the actual owners came back my family had forgotten me and left. I'm was nine

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Mayle Riffe(@MayleRiffe) 's Twitter Profile Photo

As we were running thru security, trying to make our flight, my son runs up behind me carrying a pair of men’s shoes. I asked, β€œWhose are those?” He accidentally stole someone’s shoes. We didn’t have time to return them, so we left them by the gate.

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Kelly Yarlett(@KellyMarie3126) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Disney World. 95 degree weather in June. It’s a Small World song is playing. My dad and his best friend break up a fight between two women over a place in line. Their husbands just watched.

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Lauren Sutton(@Lauren_sutton40) 's Twitter Profile Photo

On our way home from Sanibel Island last year my brother woke up from his nap screaming β€œPULL OVER! IT’S IN MY BUTT! PULL OVER!” Turns out his Frappuccino had fallen over on his seat.

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Dakota Michael West(@thedakotaa) 's Twitter Profile Photo

My mom bought my sister and I tickets to a Taylor Swift concert, so we drove all the way from Florida to Charleston, SC. When we got there we couldn’t find the venue, and then realized the concert was in Charleston, VA.

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Casey Spaulding(@spaulding_casey) 's Twitter Profile Photo

During a fishing trip with my parents, I casted my line and immediately heard my mother start swearing. Six year old me just assumed my hook didn't go out far enough. Little did I know that reeling it in was digging the hook deeper into her back.

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π“π€π˜π‹πŽπ‘πŸͺΈ(@imtaylordavis) 's Twitter Profile Photo

My family and I were on vacation in Thailand. My dad was in the bathroom and locked the door, he went to open it later and the handle snapped off. Mom had to call hotel maintenance and he was trapped in the bathroom for 45 minutes

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Robert Rogers(@BobtheFuzbukt) 's Twitter Profile Photo

. Nearly 40 years ago the manager of a resort in Aruba sent us a bottle of nice wine as an apology for poor service. Came without corkscrew. Took another hour to get one.

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Dakota Michael West(@thedakotaa) 's Twitter Profile Photo

We were going on a road trip when I was 11, and I was sitting in the backseat eating chips. I started choking and grabbed a water bottle out of the cooler and started chugging. Turns out my dad filled it with tequila, and I threw up all over the backseat.

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Kristi Carson(@Kristi_Kayy) 's Twitter Profile Photo

In Alaska my mom accidentally walked into the wrong RV and started yelling at the men β€œWhat did you do with my kids?!?”

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Sydney Rhoades(@SyddTheKidd) 's Twitter Profile Photo

One time my family went to a water park in Texas and my parents convinced me to go on one of those surfing simulators and MY SWIM SUIT BOTTOMS GOT SHOT OFF BY THE WATER PRESSURE. Between the bleachers and huge line, at least 100 people saw my butt. twitter.com/jimmyfallon/st…

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Chelsea Fairbourn(@chelsfairbourn) 's Twitter Profile Photo

One time on vacation my sister got out of the hot tub, wrapped in a towel and stood in front of the fireplace to warm up. Her towel slipped, she bent to get it, and burned both butt cheeks. She spent the next three days sitting in a sink full of ice water.

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Nicholas Edward(@nickreicrem) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The night before our flight, I woke up to my brother standing on the radiator SCREAMING about a opposum in the hotel room. We checked everywhere...It was from his dream.

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