ECONOMY: New analysis from Lloyds Bank out this morning, suggests that the UK likely left behind the recession in 2023 - with growth now gathering momentum in a suite of key economic sectors.

#UKGoodNews

thetimes.co.uk/article/britai…

After being refused banking facilities by ten lenders, I am now pleased to say that Lloyds Bank has opened accounts for me.

📈The UK is likely to have exited recession at the beginning of this year, with growth now gathering momentum in a suite of key economic sectors, analysis suggested. Lloyds Bank figures showed that more than half of sectors within the UK economy grew in the first three months.⚡️

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We’ve been trying to open a bank account with Lloyds Bank for UK charity (Happy Doggo) for 5 months now. Replies are taking 1 month from them. Customer service ignoring us for weeks on end.

We really need this account to help

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More evidence that the UK economy has indeed 'turned the corner'... 🧵

I tend to focus on the #PMIs , but here are a few more business surveys which signalled the bounce in Q1 and continued strength in Q2.

1⃣ Lloyds Business Barometer...

source and more: lloydsbank.com/assets/assets-…

The Lloyds Bank advert is more an advert for horses than for banking. And a terrific one at that. I've bought 7.

And the big 5 UK banks financed over $550bn of it 😡​

Barclays UK, HSBC UK, Santander UK, Lloyds Bank and NatWest are grossly profiting from the climate crisis by continuing to pump £££ into oil and gas expanders 💰

theguardian.com/environment/ar…

Today's Daily Mail is ramping up the anti-woke paranoia with some strikingly violent imagery. Is this really what @Sainsburys Lloyds Bank & @LidlGB want to align themselves with?

🔴 One in 50 crimes start on Facebook and Instagram
telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/05/0…

'This is the largest fossilized human turd ever found. It belonged to a sick Viking in the 9th Century AD, and has been valued at $39,000'.

The large, “precious” Poop, officially known as the Lloyds Bank Coprolite,
the word “Coprolite” simply meaning fossilized dung. This 1200

GROWTH: The Lloyds Bank analysis out this morning shows that, of the 14 sectors they track, 9 of them saw growth in Q1 2024 - with growth strongest among services businesses, which generate around 70% of all UK economic output.

#UKGoodNews

thetimes.co.uk/article/britai…

The Mail on Sunday reports that Lloyds Bank have told staff in new language guidelines, to stop using the expression guinea pigs as it may upset vegans and stop using the word widow even though they own Scottish Widows.
The halfwit who wrote these guidelines said the word widow

*NEW* The #Pershore banking hub is open in its temporary location Pershore Library so if you’re a Barclays Bank Santander UK HSBC UK Lloyds Bank NatWest customer in the vicinity, please do visit and say hello to the friendly staff.

1965/1966. Top of Kilburn High Road. When Hilal was an Oppenheimer and Pepe's Peri Peri was Lloyds Bank.

Great advice from Lloyds Bank and remember, this applies to any bank.

🕵️ How a fraud spree fleecing Britons became ‘a national security threat’

telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/05/0…

Let Anita Annet Among not deceive you that she's not hurt by the sanctions;

She has a savings account with huge sums of money on a local bank in The UK ( Lloyds Bank) for non residents.

If she denies, I'll share details:

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