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REPORT: Aaron Rodgers thinks it’s weird that Ghislaine Maxwell was found guilty of trafficking kids, but “nobody who she was trafficking kids to got indicted or named.”

“All the files that are out there still haven’t been released.”

Why?

Well, Tucker Carlson pointed out that

there’s no way they named the store that😭

A woman named Grandma

These ten ducklings were found orphaned, so they were brought to a duck named Stella, who had just hatched nine of her own two weeks earlier. She immediately claimed the ten as her own. 🦆❤️

New hero:

A student named “Islam” saves more than 100 people during the terrorist attack in “Crocus” in Moscow Russia.

Islam says: “It is better to die in battle myself than to let others die.”

The hero, Islam, is 15 years old.
According to him, all administrators were

just found out that an 11th century man named 'horny rick' popularised shoes that were so gay, they made them illegal

A groundhog named chunk has been stealing a farmer's crop from Delaware for 4 years & eats it in front of a camera

At the age of 38, Marco Belinelli was named as Italian League MVP 👏🇮🇹

We bought 500 cartridges of 50 bmg for Barrett M107a1 for the battalion named after Dmytro Kotsiubailo (Da Vinci)!
Thank you all!!!
Special thanks to #TeamYuri , #NAFO , RM O'Hanrahan, Wolfhound Fellá 🇮🇪🇪🇺🇺🇦🇺🇸🇬🇧 #TeamYuri, C.J., Derek 🇺🇦, williambendenders, Taka and to the anonymous donor

A tiktoker named @cheytown0501 got Patrick Reed to autograph his copy of the Rules of Golf at Valhalla.

Heroic.

anyone surprised? 🤘

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Every Thunder player not named Shai when they’re forced to attempt a shot

🐻: I like the scent of flowers
🐰: What kind of flower is it?
🐻: A flower named 'YOU'

Floof is too high to function.

Coleman Hawkins named player of the game.

‼️BREAKING: The newest Ukrainian development in drone technology code-named 'Georgeraktar' was spotted in the skies over Kharkov.

Air's The Virgin Suicides score proved just as bold and cosmic as their classic debut

Read why we named the score one of the 50 best of all time here: p4k.in/zBUNAWe

Secondary School boy, Simon Cletus has been named Nigeria U17 team, Golden Eaglets captain.

'hades is so inaccurate blah blah'

you're telling me there isn't a talking skeleton named skelly with a new york accent anywhere in greek mythology