Pup Fiction High anxiety related to getting #caught #ScottyFiveJobs #ScottyThePathologicalLiar #LiarFromTheShire ? Just don't mix it with alcohol Scott Morrison #auspol

Yes, Andrew Bolt, it's an outrage.

But ask yourself: will Sam Mostyn give Albo the plum Treasury, Industry, Health, PM & C and Finance portfolios?
#ScottyFiveJobs

Craig Hill Good Riddance

#LiarFromTheShire
#ScottyFromMarketing
#ScottyFiveJobs
#ScottyFromHillsong
#ScottNoMates

#morrison
#auspol

Time to roll out this old favourite to celebrate the occasion.

Piss off Morrison.

Good Riddance

#LiarFromTheShire
#ScottyFromMarketing
#ScottyFiveJobs
#ScottyFromHillsong
#ScottNoMates

#morrison
#auspol

blakandblack The death of the Liberal Party #ScottyFiveJobs #auspol

Remember this? “It’s not a race” I wonder if #ScottyFiveJobs tells ppl this when he’s on his speaking circuit, spouting about how he saved Australia during the pandemic

Another day, another revelation of extracurricular appointments by #ScottyFiveJobs .

When will it end?
#kudos Jommy Tee 🌐

#ScottyFiveJobs #ScottyDoesNOTHING 👍😀👍🧢 #GoodRiddance Scott Morrison #GetInTheBin
#auspol

No more #ScottyFiveJobs

#ScottyFiveJobs 😂

Or #ScottyFiveJobs OnPaperItsNotMyJobInRealLife

Truth bomb. 💣 🔥

Scomo crawling under a rock to avoid #NACC

#morrison
#Robodebt
#LiarFromTheShire
#scottyfrommarketing
#ScottyFromHillsong
#ScottyFiveJobs
#Scomocchio
#LNPToxicNastyParty
#auspol

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#ScottyFiveJobs remains utterly unemployable, despite a multi-national job-seeker search, trawling every far-right grift hangout he can find without success (or even a call back), hence he cannot forego the $556.24 per day turn-up money (plus generous expenses) of an MP.

Did we ever get a definitive answer as to whether or not #ScottyFiveJobs gave himself five paychecks when he was doing that 'so good at my job i need the powers of multiple ministers but still somehow i dont know anything going on' thing? #auspol

Prue MacSween Anthony Albanese “Possibility the worst govt we ever had “ ??? My goldfish can remember the worst government that we ever had. Honestly Prue, it wasn’t long ago. Think #Scottyfivejobs .

Aren't you supposed to be hiding under a rock somewhere?
#ScottyFiveJobs
abc.net.au/news/2023-09-0…

I am worried about both the cost of living increasing AND #ScottyFiveJobs surreptitiously taking on five ministries This may come as a shock to some people, but most of us can hold more than one (or even two :-O) thoughts in our heads at once #auspol

Senator the Hon. Michaelia Cash Did #scottyfivejobs ever tell a lie? Asking for the Australian voter?

#ScottyFiveJobs has just announced that he's now PM of China, and it's a democracy, but he can't be voted out!

bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

It’s been nearly 18 months since #scottyfivejobs lost his job - and we are still dealing with his fuckwittery.

Not ScoMo Two points:
1. You don’t speak for “us”….stop it!
2. Your day job is apparently representing your beloved people of Cook…Parliament is still sitting and yet you are not there! “ Where the bloody hell are you?”
#ScottyFiveJobs
#WhereTheBloodyHellAreYou ?