There once was a lass called Prunella
And I hope that young Sam will tell her
We loved her as Sybil
And no one would quibble
That Tim West’s one lucky old fella

#thelimerickqueen #PrunellaScales #happybirthday #happy90th

There was a greengrocer called GregG
Whose head looked a lot like an egg
He opened his mouth
And things quickly went south
So shut the fuck up GregG, we beg!

#TheLimerickQueen #GreggWallace #AlanPartridge #Harvester #Historian

There once was a Mother’s Day pic
That really was taking the Mick
Louis’ jumper’s all wrong
George’s finger’s too long
And poor Charlotte’s been given a dick

#TheLimerickQueen #PhotoGate #PrincessCatherine #PrincessofWales #KensingtonPalace #KateMiddleton #katespiracy

There once was a woman called Sue
Who frankly did not have a clue
One day for a dare
She ran for the mayor
Turns out she was shit at that too

#TheLimerickQueen #LondonMayoralElection #susanhall #SadiqKhan #ToriesOut #GeneralElectionNow

There once was an actor called Fox
Who used to do stuff on the box
He now finds our city
Too brown and quite shitty
So he’s off, bless his posh cotton socks

#TheLimerickQueen #LaurenceFox #London

There once was a maestro called Steve
Whose loss we just cannot believe
The true pro and grafter
Gave us warmth and such laughter
For our host and our friend we now grieve

Rest in peace.

#TheLimerickQueen #RIP SteveWright #SteveWright #SteveWright InTheAfternoon #Wrighty #RIP

There once was a striker called Saka,
Whose boot was a six-studded thwacker,
He ran lightning quick
Then went in for the kick
And knocked in an absolute cracker!

#FIFAWorldCup #FIFAWorldCup 2022 #england #saka #ENGIRN #thelimerickqueen
Gyles Brandreth

There once was a footballing hottie,
Who was touted as top World Cup tottie,
The ladies would blush
At their cool bearded crush,
And his waistcoats would drive them all potty

#FIFAWorldCup #FIFAWorldCup 2022 #England #ENGIRN #Southgate #thelimerickqueen
Gyles Brandreth