The M25 was closed for 3 hours yesterday after a truck driven by a three-legged man crashed into a car driven by a bearded lady.

Police described it as a freak accident.

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Did you this read wrong

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Last week the missus cut out her dress pattern on the living-room floor.
She ended up with two dresses - one silk & one Axminster.
We also need a new fecking carpet now!!

“My story is not everyone’s story, but there are also parts of it that are not unique to me.”

Brian shares three main things he wants people to know about his tardive dyskinesia (TD) diagnosis. bit.ly/3SIXttZ

Did I tell you I wrote a play/musical called Broken Bones.

Now I just need a cast.

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The trouble with inviting my skydiving friend for tea is you never know when he's going to drop in

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My wife asked why I carry a gun in the house.
I told her Decepticons. She laughed. I laughed. The toaster laughed. I shot the toaster.
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I’m proud to announce that today I’m 100 days sober!!

Obviously not in a row or anything silly like that, but in total!

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We are now accepting pupils to our new school - terms apply.

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I wanted to cook alligator for tonight's dinner, but then I remembered that I only have a croc pot.

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10 custom stickers for $1 plus free shipping! 🤯

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I’ve just seen a sign in a shop window saying
“Watch batteries fitted £5”
I thought to myself why should I have to pay to see that !!
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Last month, my wife bought a Sylvester Stallone pillow and put it in the middle of the bed.

Since then, things have been Rocky between us.

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Fact of day ????

achios are the only nut in the cashew family where you only see the drunk ones

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'Doctor, Doctor, I have a hoarse throat.'

'Well I hate to break it you, but the resemblance doesn't end there.'
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If they don't deliver my grandfather's wig by the end of the week..there will be hell toupée.

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If you own a mouse, you will never turn off your computer again.

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An Italian friend told me he's terrified that he's upset the Mafia
He said,' They're planning to shoot, stab & poison me & put me in a bucket of cement & throw me in the river & it worries me.'
I said, 'Why?'
& he said, 'Because I can't swim.'

I left in a haste because I had drank all my beer..

I ran out

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Sometimes I just can’t help it 😩

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