Nerdy Spice reporting for duty.

Hey, you want wings?

If you could rewind, how far would you go? 5 years? 10 years? #bekindrewind #idontwanttoliveonthisplanetamymore #fitnessafter50

if you see this, qrt with a pic where you felt pretty 🦩

What’s your favorite movie and why is it the 1998 masterpiece “All I Wanna Do”

Tomorrow: Donald Trumps favorite day.

Obsessed with my nails right now.

It’s Monday again.

If you’re new to my Twitter just know it is mostly sarcastic with sprinkles of sincerity. As a palate cleanser.

Morgan Wallen should have been arrested for that haircut.

The day I was born my dad put a Chicago Cubs beanie on me and cursed me for eternity.

His contribution to laundry folding time is laying on top of the laundry and biting
me as I try to fold it.

He is currently pissed that I will not go lay down in bed with him & cuddle. Bro one of us has to work.

This is my fun job. Back to my professional job tomorrow 😭

I don’t think we need someone who belongs in prison speaking to who belongs in prison.

Sunday’s are for waking up slow and then having anxiety the rest of the day about the state of the world.

I reply to all of Amanda Bynes insta stories hyping her up. Rooting for you queen.

Get in loser we’re going estate sale-ing.

Apparently, some time in the past, I didn’t fully rewind the tape #BeKindRewind

I’ve had a tummy ache all week. I think I’ll do a Taco Bell cleanse (eat a bunch of crunchy tacos).