the boffins have forced me to post this at gunpoint

BREAKING: The Boffins at LARPA (Lutons Advanced Research Projects Agency) will test the worlds first HeliBoat (Like Helicopter, but boat) later this morning. Each HeliBoat costs just £72 Billion and can be fitted out as either Bomber, Cargo or Amusement variants

Finished #AfterLife2 this week. @Netflix boffins now have to stick on subtitles for 190 different countries and then it's available to stream from April 24th.

I just got off the phone with the boffins running the Zionist supercomputer.

Turns out the Jewish Council of Australia has zero connection with the Jewish people or indeed anything Jewish, including “Curb your Enthusiasm” re-runs (they don’t get the humour).

That applied to both members.

Stats are for boffins who can’t fight. Fights are won by what you see and score before what you see on the screen you bots.

People of Sheffield and Leeds: Rishi Sunak says he will quadruple the number of trains between Sheffield and Leeds.
As there are currently five per hour each way, that will mean 20 trains per hour: one every three minutes.
Rail boffins: can you help me understand how that works?

BACON BUTTY BOFFINS 🚨🚨🚨🚨

BREAKING: The Boffins at LARPA have spent the day with #CarrieAntoinette putting the finishing touches to the HMS Tamar #Dazzle paint job that will help confuse the enemy during patrols of Knightsbridge and Kensington (London) #BoatGeek

🚨 NEW: Boffins at the University of Borehamwood have used artificial intelligence to create a model of what Ghengis Khan would have looked like in the year 1226. This is a major step forward in finding out what our ancestors looked like.

Was up at Westminster today Sam Quek so picked up a little something for you 😁
Great effort against the boffins 👏👏

I and a few colleagues had a bowl at Lord’s yesterday and our bowling was analysed by the ECB’s ihawk technology. And then I wrote about it. The results weren’t pretty.
Here’s the piece.

What happened when the ECB boffins analysed my ‘right-arm filth’

thetimes.co.uk/article/67e4be…

Hello The Daily Telegraph, I keep telling you your app is faulty rubbish and you do nothing about it. As a subscriber, when I try to log into the app, it just goes round and round, and you're never able to log in. I would have thought you'd get your tech boffins to look into it and

Boffins have warned humanity has zero protection from the psycho scumbag AI robots set on terminating us.
dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-ne…

Got to ride an #Activa125 Phenomenal smoothness from start up to acceleration. No wonder it sells so well. BUT that headlight...oh man what are you boffins at Honda 2 Wheelers India thinking? It lit up the sky except the road. Wonder how owners manage. Sigh!

Some new additions to the previously (plain note book only) moleskine stand: at Boffins. Compare the price vs grammage -[both A5ish - portrait vs landscape]

Daily Telegraph runs with:

💥”Sex is biological fact”- say medical boffins

💥”Bears shit in the woods” - say bear experts

(“Pope wears funny hat” on page 5!)

- Can birkenstocks find you love?
- Is white bread only for boffins?
- Are trolley bags humiliating?
- Something something elephants?

Subscribe to the Telegraph to find out!!

#RememberEngland

The prehistoric footprint is new proof for dinosaurs boffins nationalworld.com/news/megalosau…

A video two years in the making (because the game kicked my arse), Brigade E5! A janky semi-real time spiritual successor to Jagged Alliance made by boffins who asked 'What if a complex game could be even more demanding?' RTs appreciated, link to follow