The most ridiculous call of 2019 (so far)

A thread.

FILL TWITTER WITH DOGS FOR NO REASON.

We give you Cheeseburger.

#WashYourHands

Please don’t shoot at the tornados.

Literally do not tear down the goal posts

When I was very young… #madonna #lawrenceks

Saturday at Northside Social in N. #LawrenceKS #livemusic

This is incredible City of Lawrence KS. We couldn’t be more proud to make it official!! Now, can we do anything about those speeding tickets?... asking for a friend (she’s a real Baby...)

It’s snowing again. You know the drill. We say roads are getting slick, tell you to stay home, most of you do, some of you can’t, some of you like to slide around to pick up Cheetos at the gas station. It is what it is.

👷‍♂️🚧 National Public Works Week is here, and we're celebrating our Municipal Services & Operations team! These are the people who build, maintain, and support the infrastructure of our community. Join us in celebrating our amazing, talented, and dedicated team! #NPWW

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Look at the cracklings in the Crispy Pork Belly for today's food special, Crispy Pork Belly Phad Prik...mmmm! 😋😋🐷🐖 #pork #pork belly #Thaifood #eatlocal #lfk #Lawrenceks #ku #Kansas

I’ll be playing a solo show at Northside Social this Saturday. Last solo show in the area for a while. #livemusic #lawrenceks

This Friday at Lucia will be the last full band show till September. Hope you all can make it. #livemusic #lawrenceks

This feels like an appropriate time of year to remind our followers (again) that if you sell weed out of your apartment, you're gonna get robbed at gunpoint. When you call 911, just say they stole your weed, don't lie and vacuum the coffee table. It complicates the investigation.

If you could only have either a great front porch or a relaxing deck area, which would you pick?
Stephanie A. Harris + Stephens Real Estate
#StephAtStephens #StephensRealEstate #RealEstate #LawrenceKS

This will come as a shock to some, but when it’s snowing, you HAVE TO allow extra stopping distance. It’s 4 wheel drive, not four wheel stop. When it’s slick, it doesn’t matter how many wheels have power, your suburbitank will plow right into Jan’s Prius.

Tomorrow at Lucia in #Lawrenceks , 8pm
The last Erratic Cowboy show till fall.

Tonight 6-9pm at Replay Lounge #TilWillisandErraticCowboy w/ Liney Blu #lawrenceks #livemusic

Updates at BMMS!

New Cougar on Officer Browning’s car!
BMMS End of Year Attendance Challenge has started!
AVID field trip to JCCC!

#allstudentsoneteam
⁦Lawrence USD 497⁩ ⁦Lawrence Police⁩ ⁦AVID⁩ ⁦Billy Mills Middle School⁩