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Starring Zach Braff (star of GARDEN STATE) as J.D.
Sarah Chalke (TV's ROSEANNE) as Eliott,
Donald Faison (CLUELESS) as Turk.
Scrubs THE COMPLETE THIRD SERIES Season 3 (DVD, 2006) 4 Discs Comedy Β£1.50 ebay.co.uk/itm/2858145413β¦ #eBay via eBay UK #mondaymirth #ebayfinds #eBay Deals
This morning someone called me fat.
I didnβt respond
because Iβm bigger than that!!
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Most days about 10.15 the middle of my right arm becomes very painful.
My doctor thinks Iβve got tenish elbow!!
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What do strippers say at the end of the night?
Sorry, we're clothed now
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Sad news about the painter and decorator who died of hyperthermia whilst trekking in Antarctica.
Post Mortem results have shown that he could have done with a second coat.
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Decided to leave my job at the cat sanctuary today.
They reduced meowers
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Doctor: I have your test results.
Me: Did I pass? hahaha.
Doctor: Hahaha you will soon.
Me: Haha what.
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Do you want to go to that racecourse in Liverpool this weekend?
Ascott?
I did, but he's busy.
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Teacher βdefine cursoryβ
Me βa place where children learn to swearβ
I went to my doctor to see if he could prescribe me something for kleptomania..
He said 'Sure, take this.'
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'Was it you that put ice in my wife's underwear?'
I shook my head, βNo.β
'It was you! You did it!' he yelled.
I replied, 'I swear!β
He said, 'In her underwear, I just told you.'
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Boris: Pixar just started up a new chain restaurant.
Kelvin: Oh, I love Pixar movies. What is it called?
Boris: C.G.I. Fridays.
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My Wife and I were recommended to try a sperm donor, but it was no good
Next time I'm sticking to my regular kebab
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Me: What do you call it when a Tesla crashes and wraps itself around a telephone pole?
Frank: A Tesla Coil.
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A thief has stolen the letter F from a sign at the local Funfair this morning .
A spokesperson said ' It's so unfair '
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