Fairly sure I have norovirus or some other form of plague that causes people to violently jettison ballast from both ends. Fuck everyone who is sick and doesn’t wear a mask in public.

One hour since my last norovirus explosion. Can it be over? Only one, dear god

That Norovirus... it isn't messing around.

Pedialyte isn't just for kids. But it also doesn't taste awesome. 😢

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me after getting several different strands of hepatitis hiv and norovirus because i licked the blood off of santa barbara ellie clean

Moving forward after acute graft-versus-host disease (GVHD). Is there still a risk?

Never will I forget being in a BC dialysis unit 60 minutes after BC Renal called to announce that they too can unmask around the most clinically extremely vulnerable patients during a time of unprecedented nosocomial COVID & Norovirus infections - the joy, laughter, & OJ cheers.

People in the US carry the Epstein-Barr virus at around the same rate as mobile phone ownership. MCW’s Dr. Vera Tarakanova aims to better understand this virus and how it affects our immune systems to develop a lifelong infection. #ProjectWonder

24 hrs ago I started feeling like I was getting sick—aches, sore throat, mild congestion, some GI issues—but this morning I’m throwing up the most violently I have in my life: puke, then a whole lot of bile once that was over. I’d assume norovirus but why the coldlike symptoms

90% Sure I Have Norovirus.

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#norovirus
#Phuket

Makes sense now. I have the norovirus hence the stomach flu symptoms which emerged over the weekend. Really strange that plain water can trigger such a violent reaction. Hoping it passes soon.

Hello Norovirus. You are the worst.

That is all.

Like 90% sure I have norovirus

nazar is not real, but norovirus is

I have norovirus 🙃

Woke up with norovirus this morning…um… yeah…don’t recommend 💀

I_BegToDiffer Salmonella or some kind of Norovirus? Or covid maybe?

Norovirus is making its way through the unit pray for us all

Carnival Cruise Line Wow, a floating petri dish of norovirus and overpriced drinks. Sign me up!

Most foodborne illnesses include norovirus.
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Heard someone say NOROVIRUS yesterday and it triggered me. #neveragain my poor babies suffered.

It’s so me to get norovirus the second day of my holiday 😭 two years in a row I’ve been sick

Guys nazar is so real. I hung out w this girl and she kept saying how she wanted to be like me and how i was so consistent it was inspiring and she wants to workout like me and so on so forth and the whole time, I had this like.. sinking feeling. Anyway, we have a good time, 1/3