I was again mistaken for a police officer today. #notreallyflattered

Didn't get carded at the liquor store today #notreallyflattered

Why does this bitch get her hair done just like mine all the time? I thought it was a coincidence but, 6 times?😒 #notreallyflattered

A stranger told me I looked like a cross between Kristen Stewart and Lindsay Lohan. :( #notreallyflattered

So this random person told me they are falling in love with me on instagram... #creepy #notreallyflattered

@ItsMattBush dude, you are so lucky. A fan who reached out to you is also a member of #TeamBigDick … #notreallyflattered

Man, you can’t even spell the name right Troy Merrit
Good looking guy in your profile pic, but you aren’t who you want people to think you are…🤔
#notreallyflattered
#beyourself

Getting hit on by middle schoolers. #NotReallyFlattered

Sales ppl who give me a smaller size than I asked for: I know ur trying to be nice but it actually hurts more than helps #notreallyflattered