Nurse Lioness(@CardioFixer) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The word asparagus is funny when you really think about it.

It sounds like an Italian guy begging you not to kill some guy named Gus.

Just curious, Is this Gus? 🤭

The word asparagus is funny when you really think about it.

It sounds like an Italian guy begging you not to kill some guy named Gus.

Just curious, Is this Gus? 🤭

#NurseHumor
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Nurse Lioness(@CardioFixer) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Do you know what the three fastest means of communication are?

1) Television

2) Telephone

3) Tell-a-woman

Most women indulge in idle gossip, not me, when I gossip, it’s useful and inspired. 😜

Do you know what the three fastest means of communication are?

1) Television

2) Telephone 

3) Tell-a-woman

Most women indulge in idle gossip, not me, when I gossip, it’s useful and inspired. 😜

#NurseHumor
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ModeRN Life(@_ModeRN_Life) 's Twitter Profile Photo

You guys seemed to really like these AMA stickers so in the spirit of Nurses Week approaching I figured why not an AMA pack and make them more for less to give to all your emotional support coworkers out there 🩺💊💉

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You guys seemed to really like these AMA stickers so in the spirit of Nurses Week approaching I figured why not an AMA pack and make them more for less to give to all your emotional support coworkers out there 🩺💊💉 #nursetwitter #nursehumor #nursesweek

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Godslove Eloka(@GodsloveEloka) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Thank you ma’am but that’ll be a hard pass for me 😂😂 follow me for more 😁🔥 humor sofinstagram loveofficial

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Nurse Lioness(@CardioFixer) 's Twitter Profile Photo

My daughter just said to me,
“mom, your surgeon told me that you need to accessorize and buy nice shoes.”

I responded by telling her,
“I am pretty sure she said to exercise and eat the right foods!” 🤦🏻‍♀️

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Nurse Lioness(@CardioFixer) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If two avocado are “avocados”

then shouldn’t three avocado be “avocatres,”

and four be “avoquatro,”

and five be “avocinco”?

Makes sense to me. 🤭

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