Personally I just can’t wait for the Royal Wedding. Will be interesting to see the etiquette in action concerning invitations extended to the US. Obama, Trump.....

Nice one, Nigel. Could save me a bit of paperwork #Brexit #2ndreferendum

My Sky News interview today: '[The reason for the knife crime epidemic] is very simple. It is entirely down to Theresa May and her cuts to the police. She has the blood of these young people on her hands' youtu.be/zENoTey8e_k #CrisisInPolicing #TrueBlueLineUK #NotCryingWolf

So today I’ve read about a force cutting their dogs from 30 to 1, a 117 mile blue light run by a dog handler, and regular 3 hour runs to shouts. And yet people will wonder why crime rises.

This could be interesting #bbcqt twitter.com/kiphakes/statu…

On this we can all agree Bozzer my son twitter.com/borisjohnson/s…

I do believe I can agree with Nicola Sturgeon on this one. twitter.com/nicolasturgeon…

Yes but look at the pins on me. #pilates twitter.com/inspgadgetblog…

Thank you Barnsley, you've been wonderful. Goodnight.

Well Good Evening Barnsley.

Ahem *coughs*

There is simply no magic police officer tree either apparently. They're probably out squandering all that vast wealth they've amassed #32%

Rees Moggy Mogg. On another planet #foodbanks

No Magic Money Tree, remember that. Except when it comes to MPs pay rises #Paycap #awkward

Some days still can't believe Trump is actually really the POTUS. Occasionally, it's like waking up in an episode of The Handmaid's Tale.

What's a bit of fraud here & there between friends?
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The knives are out eh Osborne? #Deadwomanwalking

Don't look at me like that now Jeremy. #GeneralElection #hungparliment #DUP

Oh dear.

Was it the police cuts or the iffy manifesto?

Boris on whatsapp already. Jog on blondie, I'm not in the mood.

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