Yeah... That and the life enhancing effects of running a global crime syndicate.

TIL

Fesshole 🧻 Few will realise how profound this post actually is in terms of a lesson for life. OP has basically dropped a wrapper on “there is nothing but the present moment” - applies to anyone you’re with and anything you’re doing. When the hell did fess hole become a zen Buddhist page?

I think I’m going to start making Exhibit Information Cards for *all* the persistent messes my children leave around the house.

Make my tea..

Despite having quite a lot to do this PM, I will be investing a considerable amount of time to this conundrum.

Garbage babble word salad.

999 operator; 'emergency services, which service do you require?'
Caller: 'all of them, send fire engines, ambulances, the police, helicopters, and a coastguard cutter'

Craftsmanship is doing something beautifully, that is eyewateringly hard to get right, while making it look pathetically easy.

What have you done to my phone, Luna????

Breaking News 🗞️

Endlessly stupid recidivist failure Laurence Fox ordered to pay £180,000 in damages for libelling Simon Blake and drag artist Crystal having called both paedophiles

Better start selling off your Nike trainers collection dickhead

bbc.co.uk/news/entertain…

Same, same.

The reason I remain on this hellsite.

Imagine if they'd spent the 10's (100's?) of millions they have so far wasted on the Rwanda scheme actually processing the backlog of claims.

I have travelled long haul with a toddler, and as a result of that experience, whenever I hear a crying child on a plane I focus on sending good vibes to the child and parent/s.. it's tough enough without other people being dickish about it.

Our dog Angus is nearly 10 now, we’re his sixth home and he was abused or neglected for much of his life so he’s quite reactive. We’ve recently found a brilliant groomer and this video of his first appointment just makes my heart explode 🥰🥰

Part 1

Shut up!

Jeez.

Touched a nerve, eh?