Poisoning yourself with black licorice is a terrible way to go...a strong contender for the worst confection 🤢 apple.news/A0OlbTOMcQcqTY…

Darts players know great walk up music

Our toilets are frothing and emitting great gusts of flatulence...good of Thames Water 💧 to advise that they would be fixing the line (again!) starting at 11pm on Sat night. Very restful. 🚽

Look Danny Clare 🇪🇺🇮🇪💪🏼 🔨 👀

A seasonal classic. Happy Thanksgiving!

Have an early flight tomorrow and just realised that I have to wake up just 45 minutes earlier than normal. Another benefit of the energetic young dog Errol...human sleep (deprivation) training!

Can't move. Someone please bring snacks. Danny Clare 🇪🇺🇮🇪💪🏼 🔨 #sleepingdogs

Privacy and discretion

I looked at our dog, Errol, this morning and thought, 'hmm...his lower teeth are a bit crooked, maybe he needs braces.' 🥜 🥜

Live music last night The Pioneer Club - The Blackbyrds supported by April Blue. Didn't even really know about PC before Danny Clare 🇪🇺🇮🇪💪🏼 🔨 started working with them. Lucky to have it here. 🎸🍸💃

Indoor will reopen on Saturday, outdoor on Sep 23 for our open day, the crew below are working on outside. I so proud of the job our Ike did today on his metallic steel pioneer club logo!
Come and see us in Sep 23. We are for youth, and we’ll empower youth to thrive.

Cunningham Covid Canine Club assemble! #internationaldogday Danny Clare 🇪🇺🇮🇪💪🏼 🔨 🐕💜🎉

I know it's been said, but the new Twitter logo is just so ugly and aggressive compared to that charming blue bird. Ugh. Why.

Wow wow wow. Anyone home at Downing Street?

The Conservatives would have you believe that Covid and striking NHS staff are the main reasons 7.5 million people are waiting for care

But waiting lists have been increasing rapidly ever since they came to power

RT if you think everyone should be clear who is really to blame

Much as I dislike the Ryanair carry on policy, gotta say this is one of the only flights I've been on without a desperate & time consuming hustle for overhead bin space.

Ugh... Ryanair 's measly baggage allowances truly suck all the joy out of packing. I can wear my socks twice, right? 💩 Danny Clare 🇪🇺🇮🇪💪🏼 🔨