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Tony Goodman Mare of Cornwall

@tonyjolagoodman

Playing all the right notes, but not necessarily in the right order. Will watch any live sport with a pint in my hand. Creator of Cakey Tea.

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What utter bollocks. In 2020 we had 30 days of uninterrupted sun. In 2024 we had 30 days of uninterrupted rain mixed with hail, frost and permanent cloud cover. How the hell do they make this stuff up??

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Looking forward to a lovely evening Stratford Racecourse tomorrow eve with National Hunt Racing Club , we will hold a raffle for one our giant cookies all takings go to which ever local charity is collecting on the night at the course

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Chief of CheltenhamRacecourse says the cost of hotels is putting people off coming to the festival. Yes mate because it’s not the £7.50 a pint or £7 for a SINGLE SHOT of Vodka or the £15 for chicken nuggets and chips that’s putting people off is it! Try talking to the real punters

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Eh? Legal powers to stop “wild” fires?

If it’s wild how do you pass a law stopping it?

Unless it’s not wild at all and it’s deliberate.

Then you can……

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It’s one thing doing a video trying to emulate the famous Mike Brewer handshake but it’s another thing when the man himself comments on the video and said handshake!! Cheers Mike you made my day!!!
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It’s one thing doing a video trying to emulate the famous @mikebrewer handshake but it’s another thing when the man himself comments on the video and said handshake!! Cheers Mike you made my day!!! youtu.be/a8d7Yn9enDk?si…
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If you want a sign that sums up modern life just look on the back of a toilet door in a motorway services.

From the stupidity of needing the sign in the first place to the incorrect spelling to the logical conclusion

Just a perfect piece of modern art depicting life in Britain

If you want a sign that sums up modern life just look on the back of a toilet door in a motorway services. From the stupidity of needing the sign in the first place to the incorrect spelling to the logical conclusion Just a perfect piece of modern art depicting life in Britain
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I’m sat on the train opposite a woman who shouts

“Pardon me”

Everytime she sneezes!

At first I just thought it was odd but now I’m convinced she must be one of those people who farts when she sneezes and apologises even though no one hears the fart

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Throwback to our first winner under the NHRC banner through the eyes of Tony Goodman Mare of Cornwall 🔥

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The greatest most disorderly tipping podcast of them all. The last two months of 2023 saw winners at 18/1, 14/1, 8/1, 6/1, 5/1 and 3/1!!!! And we do it for free!!

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