That is correct, we do have GIRTHMASTERR 🇦🇺 .1% writing shockingly tender sex advice for Slate. Wide load coming through

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Congratulations to me four years ago for writing the best lede ever:

'Bryn Close has a brand-new Lamborghini. It’s cherry red and goes 220 miles per hour, and he got it because he let a falcon have sex with his head.'

Did you write this, or do you know who did? DM me or email me at [email protected], I NEED YOU. rb.gy/vuszll

Wrote something for the first time in 653 years slate.com/human-interest…

Another desperate quote request: Do you hate gifts? Do you want to tell me about this for a Slate story? DM me or reply here. I will commisserate.

Have you ever purchased something on Instagram or TikTok only to be grossly disappointed by it when it arrived? Looking to speak with people for a Slate story. DMs open or reply here!

Slate made me prepare and eat Mitt Romney's eldritch, deeply fucked-up salmon ketchup sandwich. 'I can't look, I'm going to throw up.' - rebecca jennings

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This is easily one of the most deranged things I've worked on lately and I love it. By Gina DeLuca.

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Woke up to a message from Isabelle Kohn, CSE asking if I could write about RFK Jr.'s bench press numbers and his uncanny old-guy swoleness. Here's What It All Says About America And Everything Going On These Days.

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Has anyone here ever started dating or having sex with a Reply Guy or Reply Girl? Or do you know of anyone who has? Or are you the Guy or Girl yourself? DM me for a story hehe #journorequest

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This by Dan Kois is the rare article that answers a question you didn't realize you'd been quietly asking yourself for years: slate.com/culture/2023/0…

Welcome to Slate Luke Winkie! Honored to be your first boss since you had a pizza boss all those years ago, but I, too, will probably also ask for pizza

The legacy of Mel Magazine lives on 🥲

Here's a very good piece by Talia Barrington about a fascinating thing happening in figure skating:

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On the plane in a middle seat and this random child is just splayed out zombie-sleeping, fully on me, draped over my arm rest into my seat. I have no room and he’s crushing me and he’s farting in his sleep. What would you do please help me!!!

#journorequest Is anyone a groomzilla, or do you have access to one? Looking to find some for an upcoming wedding feature, and want to talk to the men themselves! Show yourselves!

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Who's a really interesting person you'd love to read a profile about? Please, I beg of you.

I accept